Hayloo’s Tape
Hayloo Unchained by JFederer is a private, FINMA regulated Swiss crypto fund. Discreet by culture, blunt by nature.
Jordi started with a bad idea: trading his small broke-chef fortune himself. It worked. Then a friend wanted in, and a friend’s money needs paperwork. Two trips to the lawyers later, a private Swiss crypto fund appeared, FINMA-blessed and all.
Today the fund runs $200 million for high-net-worth athletes, and it has been sold out for five years. Nobody new gets in. THE TAPE is the only seat left at the table. It is published by Hayloo INC., our AI startup in Panama.
Ask Jordi why he’s a good trader and he’ll tell you it’s like surfing. Liquidity is the swell. You read where it’s coming from, paddle into position before it breaks, and once you’re up, you decide if the ride is worth it.
Every Swiss house keeps a secret recipe. Ours is three-fold: liquidity says where Bitcoin is going. On-chain flows tell us when. Hard assets tell us what it’s worth.
Our Neurosymbolic Compound AI System, Hayloo, reads all three every day, along with the news that moves our book and decades of data. Hayloo does the math, we mix it with our human emotions, then we decide. The humans make every call. When a call is wrong, it’s wrong because a human signed it.
We run a book, real size, real risk, and three times a week we put the whole read in writing: the Crypto Tape on Monday, the Macro Tape on Tuesday, and the Altcoin Tax on Wednesday.
Writing the TAPE keeps us honest. A thesis you publish is one you can’t lie to yourself about.
Free: Hayloo’s Signal, three paragraphs of Macro, Crypto, and Altcoin Tax a week, and the Coin of the Week in full.
Paid: every Tape in full, the boards with every number, every call, and where the analysts fight. $29 a month or $290 a year, with the first week free.
